Saturday, August 16, 2008

job offer

so...some of us went dancing at this club called Sachi in long beach last weekend. this club had an AMAZING dj. seriously incredible. so naturally...we were CRAZY on the dance floor. as we were leaving, a woman pulled me aside and offered me a job. a job as what?? oh - a gogo dancer of course. i didnt know whether to be flattered or offended. its not like the gogo dancers at this club were super hot. and lets be honest...its a pretty shlutty job, but someone has got to do it. needless to say i declined the offer, but i sometimes wonder if i made the right decision. i mean...how awesome would it be to wear furry knee-high boots, a scantly clad outfit and dance on a box in front of hundreds of people? most of you reading this are probably like, "what?" but for me.....DREAM JOB. knowing that john hawley would be a little disappointed, i thought it was best to stick with my day job and geriatric patients. youre welcome, dad.

5 comments:

sarah marie. said...

rolling.

Natalie* said...

guuurl, after seeing your mad skills at duck, i'm not surprised in the slightest....

Mike Cunningham said...

i think if lisaward16 and I had to create one word to describe this blog post....it would be....wait for it...


schlutty.

it's a classier slutty. the kind you're not afraid to take home to mom and dad. it's really big in japan right now along with hello kitty and le sportsac.

scott and lindsey said...

secretly... my dream job too!! I bet u TORE IT UP out there mamma- i can only imagine and wish I was with you. ;)

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